bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

encyclopeniss:

"You were the one who killed my parents?"

fuckyeahdementia:

Mrs. Doubtfire recut as a horror movie.

tastefullyoffended:

musicalwaysfindsaway:

luckystrikesandtallthings:

waywardswagabond:

we went on splash mountain today

We’re in a stable relationship

I’m surprised you weren’t asked to leave for all that horsing around in the front

There is nothing about this picture that isn’t quality

like despite the couple in the front there’s the guy absolutely freaking out about them kissing and trying to protect jane crocker’s innocence

there’s those two people behind them that absolutely cannot believe what they’re looking at 

and then there’s the guy in the back who is waiting for jesus to take him away from all this nonsense

danisnotintheshire:

Jack realising he just unnecessarily pictured his brother naked.